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Beard Balm 2 oz

Beard Balm 2 oz

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PSYCHO WRENCH BEARD BALM
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Don't Be A Heathen

YOUR BEARD SPEAKS BEFORE YOU DO. WHAT’S IT SAYING?

Your beard doesn’t get a day off—wind, grime, and chaos hit it hard. Let it go unchecked, and you’re left with a wild, unruly mess. Our Beard Balm tames the chaos, locks in control, and keeps your beard soft, strong, and ready for anything.

One swipe and your beard stops being a problem and starts making a statement. Grandma said it best: “Don’t Be A Heathen!” She wasn’t wrong.

  • Made with All-Natural Ingredients
  • Enriched with Natural Oils for Softness & Shine
  • Contains No Known DHT Blockers
  • IFRA-Compliant for Safe, Quality Standards
  • Suitable for All Beard & Skin Types
  • Infused with Premium Cologne-Grade Fragrances
  • Net Wt. 2 oz (56.7 g) – Onyx Black Container with Resealable Lid
Shipping & Delivery

Most of our products will ship within 1-3 business days.

FOR THE BEARDS THAT BITE BACK!

  • Tame The Chaos – Forget wild, unruly hairs. Our premium beeswax locks it down without the oily slick.
  • Stay Sharp All Day – One swipe. Total control. Zero touch-ups. Zero excuses.
  • Confidence – Cologne-grade scents that turn heads and command respect — no words needed.

BUILT TO WORK, ZERO CHEMICALS

All-natural ingredients. Zero chemicals. No preservatives. Just pure, rugged formulas your beard can trust.

  • All-Day Control – Keeps your beard soft, manageable, & ready for the grind.
  • Daily Defense – Fights off dryness, breakage, & whatever chaos you throw at it.
  • Clean Finish – Fast-absorbing formula with zero residue.
  • Built-In Swagger – Signature scent that sticks with you.

  • 1 LOAD UP

    Use the back of your thumbnail to grab a dime-sized amount. Keep it simple.

  • 2 Warm It Up

    Rub it between your palms until it melts into a smooth, workable grit.

  • 3 Work It in

    Start at the roots, push it through to the tips. Make your beard behave.

  • 4 SHAPE & SET

    Comb it, finger it, sculpt it — whatever it takes to make your beard a statement.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where Are Psycho Wrench Products made?

Psycho Wrench products are made by hand right here in the USA down in Texas, where the sun’s hot, engines are loud, and we don’t fake a damn thing. Packed with American grit and a touch of chaos.

Can I use this with beard oil?

Hell yes. Oil first to hydrate, balm second to lock it down. Your beard and skin get treatment they deserve.

How long does the hold last?

All day. Style it once, forget it, and watch your beard run the room.

Is it safe for sensitive skin?

All-natural, zero chemicals, zero BS. Your face will thrive.

Will it work on a short beard?

Short, long, scruffy, or rugged—this balm tames it all and gives it attitude.

Why we use no chemicals?

We’re not trying to slam other brands; we’re just calling it like it is. Most hair products out there are loaded with synthetic fillers that wreck your scalp, dry out your hair, and face leaving behind more problems than they solve. We got tired of that noise. So, we built Psycho Wrench with clean, high-performance ingredients that work. No gimmicks. No chemical garbage. Just a solid, all natural formula that keeps your hair healthy and strong.

FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY!

Avoid contact with eyes and mucous membranes. Keep out of reach of children and store tightly sealed in a cool, dry place. A patch test is recommended prior to full use, as individual sensitivities may occur. This product contains fragrance oil at IFRA-compliant levels. If irritation or redness develops, discontinue use and consult a physician. Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. For topical use only and keep away from eyes and other sensitive areas.